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have a couple of floormates who are particularly loud when they do the do? not sure how to ask them to pipe the fuck down next time? WELL HERE’S A FAIL SAFE SOLUTION THAT’S GUARANTEED TO WORK: 1. next morning, place your speaker system outside the door of said loud couple 2. sit down next to speakers 3. turn the volume up all the way 4. play fob’s “my songs know what you did in the dark” on repeat 5. when they open the door, stare them straight in the faces whilst the song plays 5b. if added emphasis is required, be sure to shout the title verse at their door every time it comes up in the song 6. that&rsq

have a couple of floormates who are particularly loud when they do the do? not sure how to ask them to pipe the fuck down next time? WELL HERE’S A FAIL SAFE SOLUTION THAT’S GUARANTEED TO WORK: 1. next morning, place your speaker system outside the door of said loud couple 2. sit down next to speakers 3. turn the volume up all the way 4. play fob’s “my songs know what you did in the dark” on repeat 5. when they open the door, stare them straight in the faces whilst the song plays 5b. if added emphasis is required, be sure to shout the title verse at their door every time it comes up in the song 6. that&rsqu

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